Halloween Card Messages
Halloween card messages: what to write
Halloween cards are for grown-ups who never let the season go. These Halloween card messages cover the funny ones, the properly spooky ones, and the Halloween birthday wishes for anyone born in the last week of October.
Copy any of them straight in, or use one as an opener and finish it with whatever your friend does every 31 October that you're never allowed to mention again.
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Every message here fits inside one of our Halloween designs, printed in the UK and posted with a kraft envelope.
Funny Halloween messages
- Happy Halloween. You're the scariest thing I'll see all week and you're not even in costume.
- Wishing you a spooky night and a sensible amount of stolen sweets.
- Happy Halloween to someone whose decorations went up in August.
- You don't need a costume, you've been terrifying all year.
Spooky Halloween messages
- Have a wonderfully wicked Halloween.
- Wishing you ghouls, ghosts and no early nights.
- May your pumpkins be lit and your night be properly haunted.
Halloween birthday wishes
- Happy Halloween birthday. Born on the best night of the year, obviously.
- Birthday cake and trick or treaters. You've got the timing sorted.
- Happy birthday, you spooky legend. Have a monstrous one.
Short Halloween card messages
- Happy Halloween!
- Have a frightfully good one.
- Trick or treat — mostly treat. Happy Halloween.
Halloween cards
Drawn in house, printed in the UK and posted with a kraft envelope.
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Frequently asked questions
Do people send Halloween cards in the UK?
More every year. They're mostly sent between friends who go all in on the season, and as birthday cards for anyone born around 31 October.
What do you write in a Halloween card?
Keep it short and playful. One spooky pun, one line about their costume or their decorations, done.