Secret Santa Gift Ideas
Secret Santa gift ideas under £15
Secret Santa is a budget, a deadline and a person you may only know from meetings. The winning strategy is simple: something funny enough to get a reaction when it's opened in front of everyone, and useful enough that it isn't left under the desk on the last day of term.
Everything below is under the usual office limit, designed in house and posted from the UK, so you can order late in the week and still have it wrapped in time for the Friday afternoon exchange.
Funny Secret Santa card messages
- From your Secret Santa, who drew your name and immediately thought of this. Shop this card
- I had a £10 budget and a deep understanding of your personality. Merry Christmas. Shop this card
- Secret Santa rules say I can't tell you who I am. Your reaction will tell me plenty. Shop this card
- Merry Christmas from the person who sits closest to the printer. Shop this card
Safe messages for a colleague you don't know well
- Merry Christmas. Hope you get a proper break over the holidays. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas from your Secret Santa. Enjoy the time off. Shop this card
- Wishing you a good Christmas and a January that starts slowly. Shop this card
Messages for a Secret Santa with friends
- You got the good one this year. Don't get used to it. Shop this card
- Merry Christmas. This was funnier in the shop, but I stand by it. Shop this card
- Happy Christmas from your favourite person in this group chat. Shop this card
Secret Santa gifts under £15
Pin badges and coasters that survive the desk drawer and still get a laugh.
Honorary Gilmore Girl Pin Badge
£4.00
Xoxo Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
She Believed She Could So She Did Pin Badge
£4.00
Cowgirl Boots & Hat Pin Badge
£4.00
Parental Advisory Explicit Content Pin Badge
£4.00
The Office Dunder Mifflin Paper Co Pin Badge
£4.00
What Would Dolly Do? Pin Badge
£4.49
Granny Panty Club Hilarious Pin Badge
£4.00
Girl Power Pink Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
Charming Pigeon Pin Badge
£4.00
Not a Hugger Pin Badge
£4.00
Life Happens, Coffee Helps Small Pin Badge
£4.00
Candles that work as a Secret Santa gift
Hand-poured in the UK, with labels that do the joke for you.
Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small)
£4.00
Thank You Gift Funny Candle Absolutely Bloody Brilliant
£15.49
Thank You Gift Funny Soy Wax Candle Good Egg
£15.49
Funny Divorce Gift Candle Newly Single Get Rid of Him
£15.49
Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Post-Birthday Existential Crisis
£15.49
Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Smells Like Your Fading Youth
£15.49
Funny Fuck This Shit Friendship Gift Funny Candle
£15.49
Funny Boyfriend Gift Want a Blowjob Funny Candle
£15.49
Funny Girlfriend Gift Light for Sexy Times Funny Candle
£15.49
Funny Girlfriend Gift Only Thing Getting Blown Today Funny Candle
£15.49
Girlfriend Boyfriend Gift Love You Little Shit Funny Candle
£15.49
Funny My Last Fuck Friendship Gift Funny Candle
£15.49
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Frequently asked questions
What is a normal Secret Santa budget in the UK?
Most workplaces set £10 to £15. Everything on this page is chosen to sit inside that range including a card.
What is a safe funny Secret Santa gift for work?
Stick to jokes about shared experiences like meetings, coffee and Mondays rather than anything personal. Candles, badges and coasters are hard to get wrong.
How late can I order for a Friday Secret Santa?
Order by the start of the week and first class post will usually have it with you before Friday, but earlier is always safer in December.