Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

Valentine's Day gift ideas and card messages

Valentine's Day is easy to overthink. Most people don't want a grand gesture, they want a card that sounds like you and something small they'll actually use. That's what's below: gift ideas that cost less than dinner out, and card messages you can copy straight in.

Everything is designed in house and printed in the UK, so a late decision still tends to arrive in time.

Funny Valentine's messages

  • You're the only person whose crumbs in the bed I'll tolerate. Happy Valentine's Day.
  • Roses are red, this card was cheaper than dinner. Love you.
  • I'd share my last chip with you. That's the highest honour available.
  • Happy Valentine's Day to the person who steals the good pillow every single night.

Romantic Valentine's messages

  • Still you. Always you. Happy Valentine's Day.
  • You make the ordinary days feel like the good ones.
  • Thank you for being the easiest part of my life.

Short Valentine's card messages

  • Be mine, obviously.
  • Love you loads. Happy Valentine's.
  • You. Always.

Valentine's cards

Rude, romantic and daft designs, printed and posted from the UK.

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card I Whaley Love You Greeting Card £3.87 I Love You Berry, Berry Much (Love Valentines Card) I Love You Berry, Berry Much (Love Valentines Card) £3.87

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Frequently asked questions

What's a good cheap Valentine's gift?

A candle, a pin badge or a coaster with a line on it. Under £15, gets used, and paired with a card it reads as thought rather than panic.

When should I order for Valentine's Day?

Order by early February to be comfortable. Everything is printed and dispatched from the UK, so later orders usually still land in time.