Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

Valentine's Day gift ideas and card messages

Valentine's Day is easy to overthink. Most people don't want a grand gesture, they want a card that sounds like you and something small they'll actually use. That's what's below: gift ideas that cost less than dinner out, and card messages you can copy straight in.

Everything is designed in house and printed in the UK, so a late decision still tends to arrive in time.

Funny Valentine's messages

  • You're the only person whose crumbs in the bed I'll tolerate. Happy Valentine's Day. Shop this card
  • Roses are red, this card was cheaper than dinner. Love you. Shop this card
  • I'd share my last chip with you. That's the highest honour available. Shop this card
  • Happy Valentine's Day to the person who steals the good pillow every single night. Shop this card

Romantic Valentine's messages

Short Valentine's card messages

Valentine's cards

Rude, romantic and daft designs, printed and posted from the UK.

Funny Valentine's Day greeting card for her, featuring the simple text message You're Nice. You're Nice Valentines Day Card £3.87 Humorous Valentine's Day greeting card for her featuring the message You're OK. You're OK Valentines Day Card £3.87 Valentine's Day greeting card for her with the text Olive Juice, a playful pun on I love you. Olive Juice (Happy Valentines Day) Card £3.87 Funny Valentine's Day greeting card for him featuring the text Thanks For Texting Me Back Sometimes. Thanks For Texting Me Back (Sometimes) Valentines Day Card £3.87 Funny Valentine's Day card for emos and goths featuring the text 'I Tolerate You' in an alternative style. I Tolerate You Valentines Day Card For Emos & Goths £3.87 Minimalist Valentine's Day card showing an illustration of hands making a heart shape, with Happy Valentine's Day text. Happy Valentines Day Card With Heart Hand Gesture £3.87 A funny Valentine's card designed as a green WhatsApp-style chat bubble reading: Will You Be My Valentine? Will You Be My Valentine? (WhatsApp Message Valentines Day Card) £3.75 Funny Valentine's Day card for her, designed like a WhatsApp text bubble asking 'If you're not busy...'. If You're Not Busy... (WhatsApp Message Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Funny Valentine's Day card with bold text reading 'There Are No Words To Describe How I Feel' next to a white envelope. There Are No words To Describe How I Feel (Valentines Day Card) £3.75 Funny adult Valentine's Day card for him featuring the text 'Happy Valentine's Day To My Favourite Asshole'. Happy Valentines Day To My Favourite Asshole Greetings Card £3.87 Funny Valentine's Day card with the cheeky text 'The petrol station was out of flowers, will these do?' The Petrol Station Was Out Of Flowers, Will These Do? (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Taylor Swift-inspired Valentine's Day card with the text 'I Was Enchanted To Meet You' in a modern romantic font. I Was Enchanted To Meet You (Taylor Swift-Inspired) Valentines Day Card £3.87

Valentine's gifts under £15

Candles, pin badges and coasters that say more than a bunch of petrol station flowers.

Honorary Gilmore Girl Pin Badge Honorary Gilmore Girl Pin Badge £4.00 Xoxo Heart Pin Badge Xoxo Heart Pin Badge £4.00 She Believed She Could So She Did Pin Badge She Believed She Could So She Did Pin Badge £4.00 Cowgirl Boots & Hat Pin Badge Cowgirl Boots & Hat Pin Badge £4.00 Parental Advisory Explicit Content Pin Badge Parental Advisory Explicit Content Pin Badge £4.00 The Office Dunder Mifflin Paper Co Pin Badge The Office Dunder Mifflin Paper Co Pin Badge £4.00 What Would Dolly Do? Pin Badge What Would Dolly Do? Pin Badge £4.49 Granny Panty Club Hilarious Pin Badge Granny Panty Club Hilarious Pin Badge £4.00 Girl Power Pink Heart Pin Badge Girl Power Pink Heart Pin Badge £4.00 Charming Pigeon Pin Badge Charming Pigeon Pin Badge £4.00 Not a Hugger Pin Badge £4.00 Life Happens, Coffee Helps Small Pin Badge Life Happens, Coffee Helps Small Pin Badge £4.00

Where to shop next

Frequently asked questions

What's a good cheap Valentine's gift?

A candle, a pin badge or a coaster with a line on it. Under £15, gets used, and paired with a card it reads as thought rather than panic.

When should I order for Valentine's Day?

Order by early February to be comfortable. Everything is printed and dispatched from the UK, so later orders usually still land in time.