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Another Year Fitter* Happy Birthday Card

Another Year Fitter* Happy Birthday Card

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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Birthdays are all about celebrating achievements. Getting older, getting wiser and, if this enthusiastic capybara is to be believed, getting fitter too.
Featuring a medal-winning capybara sprinting across the finish line in sunglasses, clutching a birthday balloon and looking extremely pleased with itself, this funny birthday card delivers a wonderfully optimistic message: "Happy Birthday! Another Year Fitter!" Followed by the all-important disclaimer: "*Terms and Conditions Apply."
Perfect for runners, gym lovers, sports fans, fitness enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys a healthy dose of sarcasm with their birthday wishes, this card pokes fun at the idea that every birthday automatically comes with improved athletic performance.
Whether they're smashing personal bests, enthusiastically paying for a gym membership they never use, or simply considering the walk to the fridge as daily exercise, this card is guaranteed to raise a smile. The combination of the determined capybara, winning medal and cheeky small print makes it a brilliant choice for anyone who doesn't take getting older too seriously.
Ideal for friends, family members, colleagues or that one person who insists age is just a number, this card celebrates another trip around the sun with humour, charm and a healthy amount of denial.
Because birthdays aren't about counting the years. They're about confidently claiming you're getting fitter, then quietly hoping nobody asks for proof.
Card reads:
Happy Birthday! Another Year Fitter!
Terms and Conditions Apply

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.