Cheeky Eggplant Rude Christmas Card
Cheeky Eggplant Rude Christmas Card
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Some Christmas cards beat around the bush.
This one has an aubergine wearing a Santa hat.
We'll let you work out the rest.
This funny rude Christmas card takes everyone's favourite not-remotely-subtle emoji and gives it a festive makeover. Featuring a cheeky aubergine topped with a classic red and white Santa hat, it's Christmas sophistication at its absolute finest.
Well, almost.
The Perfect Rude Christmas Card for Your Partner
If your relationship has progressed beyond sentimental Christmas verses and into sending each other suggestive vegetable jokes, congratulations. You've found the right card.
The aubergine has developed a certain reputation over the years, and putting a Santa hat on top hasn't made it any more innocent.
Send it to your partner, someone you're dating or a very close friend whose sense of humour is every bit as questionable as yours.
You can even continue the festive innuendo inside. Try “Hope you get something big for Christmas”, “I've got one more present for you” or the comparatively respectable “Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.”
Although respectable seems a bit pointless by this stage.
Definitely Not One for Nan
Unless Nan has a surprisingly filthy sense of humour, we'd suggest choosing another card.
For everyone else, this is a gloriously silly alternative to traditional festive greetings. It's simple, unmistakably naughty and guaranteed to get the message across without actually having to spell anything out.
Sometimes one strategically festive vegetable is all you need.
Perfect for: Partners, couples, dates, filthy-minded friends, emoji enthusiasts and anyone who likes a little extra aubergine at Christmas.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.