Cheeky Peach Rude Christmas Card
Cheeky Peach Rude Christmas Card
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Cheeky Peach Rude Christmas Card
Christmas is a time for friends, family, goodwill to all mankind and, apparently, getting your arse out.
This rude Christmas card features a wonderfully suggestive peach getting into the festive spirit. It's cheeky, fruity and exactly the sort of Christmas card you buy when robins, reindeer and tasteful snowy villages simply aren't inappropriate enough.
Add a Santa hat into the mix and you've got a peach that's fully prepared for the festive season, although we're not entirely convinced it's dressed appropriately for the office Christmas party.
A Cheeky Christmas Card for Someone Who Appreciates a Nice Peach
We all know what the peach emoji means by now.
If you're looking for a naughty Christmas card for your partner, best mate or someone who appreciates humour from the less sophisticated end of the festive spectrum, this should raise a smile.
It's particularly suitable for that person on your Christmas list who would be deeply disappointed if you suddenly started sending tasteful cards.
Keep your message inside surprisingly wholesome or fully commit to the theme. Try “Hope you get everything you want this Christmas”, “Have a cheeky little Christmas” or simply “Nice baubles.”
Put the Cheek Back Into Christmas
Santa has a sack. Christmas trees have baubles. And now your festive card has a peach.
Christmas truly does have something for everyone.
Perfect for: Partners, best mates, cheeky couples, peach appreciators and anyone who likes their Christmas cards rude, fruity and slightly inappropriate.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.