I’m Completely Quackers About Christmas Card

Some people quite like Christmas.

Other people are completely quackers about it.

This funny Christmas card is for the second group.

Featuring a bright yellow rubber duck dressed in a full Father Christmas outfit, this colourful festive card is an excellent way to celebrate that person who treats Christmas less like a single day and more like a major annual lifestyle choice.

The duck is dressed for the occasion in a classic red Santa suit complete with white trim, a black belt and gold buckle, plus the essential red and white Santa hat. Against the bright yellow background, the festive character is accompanied by the suitably silly message“I’m Completely Quackers About Christmas”.
It's simple, colourful and proudly ridiculous.

For Someone Who Really Loves Christmas

Everybody knows one.

The Christmas playlist begins while everyone else is still putting away the Halloween decorations. The tree goes up at the earliest possible opportunity. There are Christmas jumpers for different occasions. Every discussion about what to watch somehow ends with a festive film.

By December, the house has enough fairy lights to be visible from space.

If somebody immediately came to mind, you've probably found their Christmas card.

This design celebrates the people who don't just participate in Christmas but embrace absolutely everything that comes with it. Decorations, presents, food, music, films, parties, terrible jumpers and enough tinsel to cause structural problems.

A Christmas Card With a Properly Silly Pun

There's nothing subtle about a duck-based Christmas pun, and we wouldn't want it any other way.

“I’m Completely Quackers About Christmas” combines a good old-fashioned festive message with exactly the sort of joke you'd expect from a rubber duck dressed as Santa.

The design makes a particularly fun choice for friends and family who enjoy a terrible pun, but it works equally well as a lighthearted Christmas card for colleagues and other people you know.
And if the recipient happens to collect rubber ducks, even better. Christmas has clearly aligned perfectly.

What to Write Inside

Once you've selected a card featuring a Santa duck, it would be a shame not to continue the theme.
A simple“Hope you have a quacking Christmas!” is difficult to resist.

You might prefer“Wishing you a ducking brilliant Christmas”, or keep the message warm and traditional with“Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

For close friends or family, add something personal about the year you've had together. Mention Christmas plans, shared memories or that thing that happened months ago that still makes everyone laugh.

For a workmate, you can keep things short, cheerful and festive.
Whatever you choose to write, the Santa duck on the front has already set the tone.

Give Traditional Christmas Cards the Bird

When the Christmas cards start lining the mantelpiece, this one isn't going to disappear unnoticed.

The bright yellow background provides a bold backdrop for the red Santa outfit, while the clean cartoon illustration lets the joke take centre stage. There are no complicated references to understand and no long punchline to read. It is simply a festive duck and a gloriously daft Christmas pun.

And sometimes that's exactly what you need.

So if you're shopping for someone who starts counting down to Christmas months in advance, never turns down an opportunity to wear a festive jumper, or simply appreciates a good duck joke, you've found a Christmas card with their name all over it.

Metaphorically, of course.

You'll have to write their actual name inside.

Perfect for: Christmas fanatics, friends, family, colleagues, rubber duck lovers, pun enthusiasts and anybody who is completely and unapologetically quackers about Christmas.