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Merry Christmas to the Human That I Tolerate Cat Christmas Card

Merry Christmas to the Human That I Tolerate Cat Christmas Card

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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Cats love Christmas. There’s wrapping paper to attack, baubles to knock off the tree and an enormous sparkly climbing frame that the humans insist on calling a Christmas tree. What’s not to love?
This funny cat Christmas card perfectly captures the true meaning of the festive season: reminding your favourite human exactly where they stand in the household hierarchy.
Set against a soft pink background, the card features a very important-looking grey and white cat wearing a yellow crown beside an empty red dinner bowl. Above, the message reads: “Merry Christmas to the human that I tolerate.” As if that wasn’t enough festive affection, the cat has another seasonal message: “You may now serve my dinner. Or else.”
Heart-warming stuff.
This is a brilliantly sarcastic Christmas card for cat lovers, cat owners and anyone whose home is effectively run by one small, furry dictator. If somebody in your life spends their days opening doors for a cat that immediately wants them closed again, surrendering their favourite chair or being summoned to the kitchen because 3mm of the food bowl is visible, this card should feel reassuringly familiar.
The crowned cat illustration and completely unapologetic message make it a fun alternative to the usual snowmen, robins and sentimental Christmas wishes. Because sometimes “Merry Christmas” just doesn’t quite express the complicated relationship between cat and human.
Perfect for friends, partners, family members and devoted cat servants everywhere.
After all, a cat’s tolerance is probably the greatest Christmas gift of all.
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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

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All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.