New Home Candle (In This Economy)
New Home Candle (In This Economy)
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Well, would you look at that! Someone’s actually managed to pull off the seemingly impossible and secure a house in this fucking economy. A miracle? Maybe. A cause for celebration? Without a doubt!
This cheeky "Congrats on buying a house in this fucking economy" new home candle has been created to recognise and celebrate your impressive accomplishment of reaching shiny homeowner status, all while adding a sprinkle of humour to the mix. With its delightful scent and tongue-in-cheek message, this candle is a brilliant way to mark the occasion and liven up your new space.
It’s perfect for bringing a smile to your face or as a hilarious and thoughtful gift for first-time buyers. Perhaps you’ll want to keep it as a little treat for yourself, a way to remind yourself that you’re officially living the dream – well, sort of. From questionable budgeting strategies to a house full of endless greenery, you’ve done it. Congratulations!
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.