Pisces Bitch (Star Sign Candles)
Pisces Bitch (Star Sign Candles)
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Meet the 'Pisces Bitch' candle – because let’s face it, birthday celebrations should have a little spice, not just sprinkles. For all the dreamy, emotional, and delightfully unpredictable Pisces in your life, this candle perfectly captures their essence: sweet yet unapologetically sassy. Whether you're toasting another trip around the sun or just owning that unapologetic star sign energy, this candle's for you. Bonus: it smells better than all the Pisces’ tears during Mercury retrograde.
Give it as a cheeky gift at the next birthday party, and we guarantee the room will light up – literally and metaphorically. Perfect for that sentimental-but-savage bestie or the self-proclaimed zodiac queen of the group. Warning: May attract fellow water signs, chaotic vibes, and extra compliments on your impeccable taste.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.