Santa's Sack Rude Christmas Card
Santa's Sack Rude Christmas Card
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Santa's Sack Rude Christmas Card
Roses are red, Christmas is coming, and subtlety has officially left the building.
This cheeky Santa's Sack Rude Christmas Card is for someone special who you'd quite like to find underneath the mistletoe this Christmas. Featuring an illustrated bunch of mistletoe tied together with a big festive red bow, the innocent-looking design quickly takes a turn when you read the message underneath.
“Santa's sack is red, but my balls are blue. All I want under the mistletoe this Christmas is you.”
Romantic? Sort of. Festive? Definitely. Something you'd send to your nan? Probably not.
A Rude Christmas Card for Someone Special
If heartfelt poems and sentimental Christmas cards aren't really your style, this one gets straight to the point.
The traditional mistletoe illustration gives everything a suitably festive appearance, complete with green leaves, white berries and a bright red bow. The soft pink background makes the design look surprisingly sweet, right up until the recipient gets to the punchline.
It's a funny Christmas card for your partner, someone you're dating or that special person who appreciates a bit of naughty festive humour.
Meet Me Under the Mistletoe
Mistletoe has been responsible for questionable Christmas decisions for generations, so it seems only right to continue the tradition.
The rhyming message combines Santa, mistletoe and a gloriously inappropriate festive innuendo into one memorable Christmas greeting.
You can keep the joke going with your own message inside, add an inside joke or simply write something surprisingly romantic to balance out what's happening on the front.
Whether it earns you a kiss underneath the mistletoe is entirely between you and the recipient.
Not Your Traditional Christmas Card
This definitely isn't one for someone expecting snowy cottages and tasteful Christmas trees.
It's bold, cheeky and made for couples who would choose a filthy joke over a sentimental festive verse every time.
Perfect for: Partners, couples, dates, cheeky Christmas flirting, lovers of rude Christmas cards and anyone you'd very much like to meet underneath the mistletoe.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.