Wishing You a Naughty Christmas, You Filthy Animal Christmas Card

Wishing You a Naughty Christmas, You Filthy Animal Christmas Card

Forget the nice list. Some people were always destined for the naughty one.

This funny Naughty Christmas Card is made for that friend who appreciates Christmas with a little less wholesome festive cheer and a lot more mischief.

The design features a Christmas wreath unlike anything you're likely to find hanging on the front door. Decorated with a big red bow, red baubles, white flowers and festive greenery, the wreath has been given arms, legs, white gloves and a fabulous pair of red heels.

Underneath is the brilliantly cheeky message: “Wishing You a Naughty Christmas, You Filthy Animal!”

Classy? Perhaps not. Funny? Absolutely.

A Funny Christmas Card for Your Naughtiest Friend

There are friends who deserve a tasteful Christmas card featuring robins and snowy cottages.

Then there are the friends who receive this.

This card is perfect for best mates, close friends and anyone with a sense of humour that gets considerably worse after a couple of festive drinks.

The traditional Christmas wreath has been transformed into something far more entertaining, complete with cartoon gloves, crossed legs and bright red heels. Combined with the soft pink background, the result is colourful, ridiculous and guaranteed to stand out among the sensible Christmas cards.

Wishing You a Naughty Christmas

The message on the front does most of the talking, but there is still plenty of opportunity to continue the joke inside.

Try something like “You're definitely not making the nice list this year”, “Have yourself a filthy little Christmas” or perhaps “Here's to bad decisions and good presents!”

Alternatively, give the recipient absolutely no encouragement whatsoever and stick with a traditional “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

Probably sensible.

A Cheeky Alternative to Traditional Christmas Cards

Christmas doesn't always need to be serious, sentimental or sophisticated.

Sometimes you just need a dancing wreath in red heels wishing somebody a naughty Christmas.

Whether you're buying for your best mate, your favourite partner in crime or someone who would be deeply disappointed to receive a sensible festive greeting, this cheeky Christmas card delivers exactly the right amount of seasonal nonsense.

Perfect for: Best friends, close mates, partners in crime, lovers of rude Christmas cards and anyone who has absolutely no chance of making Santa's nice list this year.