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You Did It – You Lost 200 Pounds! Funny Divorce Card

You Did It – You Lost 200 Pounds! Funny Divorce Card

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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Some weight loss journeys take months of hard work. Others just require one solicitor, a stack of paperwork and a signed decree.
This hilarious divorce card is perfect for anyone celebrating their newly single status with a healthy dose of humour. Featuring two glasses clinking together and the cheeky message "You Did It – You Lost 200 Pounds! Congrats On The Divorce", it's guaranteed to get a laugh from the right recipient.
Let's be clear, this card isn't promoting any actual diet plan. The only thing being shed here is a less-than-ideal spouse. Whether the ex weighed 150 pounds, 200 pounds or considerably more, the joke lands exactly where it should. Right in the sweet spot between savage and funny.
Perfect for divorce parties, freedom celebrations, or simply cheering up a mate who's come through a difficult chapter, this card focuses on the positives of moving forward. No more arguments over what to watch. No more passive-aggressive dishwasher loading. No more pretending somebody's snoring isn't keeping the entire neighbourhood awake.
Instead, it's time to raise a glass to freedom, independence and the exciting prospect of doing whatever you like without consulting anyone else first. That's certainly worth celebrating.
The bright, colourful design and wine glass illustration give this card a fun, party-like feel that's ideal for friends who appreciate slightly wicked humour. It's light-hearted, playful and best suited to someone who can laugh about their divorce and see the brighter side of starting over.
If you know someone who has finally escaped a relationship that wasn't working, this funny divorce card is a brilliant way to mark the occasion. Because sometimes the biggest weight lifted isn't on the bathroom scales.
It's sitting across from you at the dinner table.
Cheers to fresh starts, second chances and the easiest 200 pounds they've ever lost. 🍷

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All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

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Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.