Family Guy Quotes: Funniest Peter, Stewie And Quagmire Quotes
You're in the right place for family Guy Quotes. There are 16 ready-to-copy lines on this page, grouped into famous peter quotes, quotes from the rest of the griffins and family guy-inspired birthday messages, plus more below - pick one, change a detail so it sounds like you, and you're done.
Family Guy is packed with catchphrases fans still repeat, from Quagmire's "Giggity!" to Peter's "Freakin' sweet!" Here are the best-known short quotes (kept fairly clean), plus Family Guy-inspired lines for funny cards.
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Famous Peter quotes
- "Freakin' sweet!"
- "Holy crap!"
- "Everybody knows that the bird is the word!"
- "Shut up, Meg."
Quotes from the rest of the Griffins
- "Giggity giggity goo!" (Quagmire)
- "Victory is mine!" (Stewie)
- "Damn you, vile woman!" (Stewie)
- "Mom. Mom. Mommy. Lois." (Stewie)
Family Guy-inspired birthday messages
- Happy birthday! Freakin' sweet.
- Victory is yours — another year survived!
- Everybody knows that cake is the word. Happy birthday!
- Giggity! Happy birthday.
- Hope your birthday goes better than Peter vs the giant chicken.
Short lines for cards
- Freakin' sweet!
- Victory is mine!
- Giggity.
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- Family Guy humor is for adults.
- Stewie lines suit cheeky siblings.
- Peter lines work for dads.
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Frequently asked questions
What does Quagmire say?
"Giggity!" — his famous catchphrase.
What is Stewie's most famous line?
"Victory is mine!"
What song does Peter love?
"Surfin' Bird" — "the bird is the word."
What is a good example of family Guy Quotes?
""Everybody knows that the bird is the word!"" is one of 16 examples on this page. Pick the one closest to the tone you want, then add a specific detail of your own - a shared memory, a date, a name - so it reads as yours rather than copied.