30th Birthday Card Messages
30th birthday card messages: what to write
Thirty is the birthday people either celebrate loudly or pretend isn't happening. These 30th birthday card messages cover both camps, from rude one liners to genuinely warm lines for a best friend or sibling.
Copy one straight in, or use it as an opener and finish with a memory from the last decade.
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Every message on this page fits inside one of our 30th birthday designs, printed in the UK and posted with a kraft envelope.
Funny 30th birthday messages
- 30 today. Time to start pretending you like garden centres.
- Happy 30th. Your hangovers now last the full weekend, sorry.
- Three decades in and you still text like you're 19. Never stop.
- Congratulations on becoming the responsible one by default.
Heartfelt 30th birthday messages
- Thirty looks good on you. Happy birthday.
- Here's to the last ten years and to everything you're about to do with the next ten.
- Happy 30th to the person everyone rings first. Have the day you deserve.
Short 30th birthday messages
- Dirty thirty. Enjoy it.
- Happy 30th, legend.
- Thirty and unbothered. Have a great one.
Rude 30th birthday messages
- Happy 30th. You're now closer to a mortgage advisor than a festival.
- Thirty. Officially too old to blame anything on being young and stupid.
- Congratulations, your body now keeps receipts.
- 30 today and still no idea what you're doing. Consistency is a skill.
30th birthday messages for her
- Thirty and finally spending money on things you actually like. Happy birthday.
- Happy 30th to the friend who's been the sensible one since we were 19.
- Dirty thirty, best decade yet. Go and enjoy it.
30th birthday messages for him
- 30 today. The trainers stay, the hangovers don't. Have a good one.
- Happy 30th, mate. Three decades and still the loudest man in any room.
- Thirty and thriving, mostly. Have a brilliant birthday.
30th birthday messages for a brother or sister
- Thirty years of you. Mum still says you were the easy one, which is a lie.
- Happy 30th to my favourite person to argue with. Enjoy the day.
- Three decades of sharing everything, including the blame. Happy birthday.
30th birthday cards
Rude and warm milestone designs, printed and posted from the UK.
Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan)
£3.87
Sorry to Hear About The Loss of Your 20s
£3.87
30th Birthday Card (That's So 1995 Of You) (Happy Birthday Card)
£3.87
Sorry To Hear About Your Loss (Funny 30th Birthday Card)
£3.87
30th birthday gifts
Candles and pin badges that pair with the card in one order.
Where to shop next
- Buy a birthday card
- Birthday gifts
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- Funny candles
- Rude and funny cards
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- Birthday badges & party pins
- 30th birthday party ideas
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- Photo booth prop ideas
- Party bag ideas for adults
- How much helium do you need for balloons?
- Gifts to make someone smile
- Thinking of you gifts
- Birthday pin badges
- Funny Birthday Cards for Dad - shop the range
- Funny Birthday Cards for Her - shop the range
- Funny Birthday Cards for Him - shop the range
Frequently asked questions
What do you write in a 30th birthday card for a friend?
Tease them about the decade, then say something you actually mean. A shared memory from your twenties in the middle does most of the work.
What's a good 30th birthday gift under £15?
A funny candle or a pin badge alongside the card. Small, used every day, and far better received than another bottle of gin.