30th Birthday Card Messages

30th birthday card messages: what to write

Thirty is the birthday people either celebrate loudly or pretend isn't happening. These 30th birthday card messages cover both camps, from rude one liners to genuinely warm lines for a best friend or sibling.

Copy one straight in, or use it as an opener and finish with a memory from the last decade.

Funny 30th birthday messages

  • 30 today. Time to start pretending you like garden centres. Shop this card
  • Happy 30th. Your hangovers now last the full weekend, sorry. Shop this card
  • Three decades in and you still text like you're 19. Never stop. Shop this card
  • Congratulations on becoming the responsible one by default. Shop this card

Heartfelt 30th birthday messages

  • Thirty looks good on you. Happy birthday. Shop this card
  • Here's to the last ten years and to everything you're about to do with the next ten. Shop this card
  • Happy 30th to the person everyone rings first. Have the day you deserve. Shop this card

Short 30th birthday messages

30th birthday cards

Rude and warm milestone designs, printed and posted from the UK.

Funny 30th birthday card featuring a 1995 fashion-inspired illustration and the text 'you're 30? That's so 1995 of you'. 30th Birthday Card (That's So 1995 Of You) (Happy Birthday Card) £3.87 Sorry To Hear About Your Loss (Funny 30th Birthday Card) Sorry To Hear About Your Loss (Funny 30th Birthday Card) £3.87 Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) £3.87 Funny 30th birthday card featuring the text "You're 30? Ew, That's So Old". You're 30? Ew, That's So Old Birthday Card £3.75

30th birthday gifts

Candles and pin badges that pair with the card in one order.

Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Another Year Older Still Crushing It Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Another Year Older Still Crushing It £15.49 Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Another Year of Being the Main Character Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Another Year of Being the Main Character £15.49 A funny birthday card featuring an illustration of a pint of Guinness with three burning birthday candles on top. Guinness Happy Birthday Card (I Thought You Might Appreciate This More Than Cake) £3.87 Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Aging Like a Fine Meme Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Aging Like a Fine Meme £15.49 Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Smells Like Your Fading Youth Funny Birthday Gift Soy Wax Candle Smells Like Your Fading Youth £15.49 Funny Birthday Gift Fuck Another Year Older Funny Candle Funny Birthday Gift Fuck Another Year Older Funny Candle £15.49 Lá Breithe Shona Duit Irish Guinness Happy Birthday Card Lá Breithe Shona Duit Irish Guinness Happy Birthday Card £3.87 Funny 21st Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Twenty One Funny 21st Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Twenty One £15.49 Scorpio Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Scorpio Baby Scorpio Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Scorpio Baby £15.49 Capricorn Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Capricorn Baby Capricorn Birthday Gift Funny Zodiac Candle Capricorn Baby £15.49 Mmmm Guinness Happy Birthday Card (Even Dogs Love Guinness) Mmmm Guinness Happy Birthday Card (Even Dogs Love Guinness) £3.87 Funny 18th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Eighteen Funny 18th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Eighteen £15.49

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Frequently asked questions

What do you write in a 30th birthday card for a friend?

Tease them about the decade, then say something you actually mean. A shared memory from your twenties in the middle does most of the work.

What's a good 30th birthday gift under £15?

A funny candle or a pin badge alongside the card. Small, used every day, and far better received than another bottle of gin.