Birthday Card Messages for Your Uncle

Uncles get the funny card, always. These birthday messages for your uncle are built around that — a proper dig, then something decent at the end.

Every uncle has a signature move: the barbecue, the bad joke, the strong views on football. Put it in the card.

Funny messages for your uncle

  • Happy birthday to my uncle, undefeated champion of the worst jokes at Christmas.
  • Another year and still convinced you could have gone pro. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday to the man who takes barbecuing far too seriously.

Warm messages for your uncle

  • Happy birthday. Thanks for the advice, even the bits I ignored.
  • You've always been in my corner. Enjoy your day.
  • Happy birthday to the best uncle going.

Where to shop next

Frequently asked questions

What do you write in your uncle's birthday card?

Take the mick about his signature habit, then thank him for something real.