Birthday Card Messages for Your Wife

Birthday card messages for your wife

A wife's birthday card is the one that gets read properly, so "to my wife, love you" isn't going to do it. These messages give you something warmer without tipping into greetings-card poetry.

Say one thing you noticed this year. Being seen beats being complimented.

Romantic messages for your wife

  • Happy birthday to my wife, my favourite person and the best decision I ever made. Shop this card
  • Another year of you making everything better. Happy birthday, love. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday. Still the person I'd choose, every time. Shop this card

Funny messages for your wife

  • Happy birthday to my wife, who is always right and never lets me forget it. Shop this card
  • You've put up with me for another year. That's the real achievement here. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday. I got you a card and a lie-in. You're welcome. Shop this card

Birthday Card Messages for Your Wife

Cards for your wife, printed in the UK and posted quickly.

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Gifts to send with the card

Add a candle or a pin badge and the card and present arrive together.

Funny Fuck This Shit Friendship Gift Funny Candle Funny Fuck This Shit Friendship Gift Funny Candle £15.49 Funny My Last Fuck Friendship Gift Funny Candle Funny My Last Fuck Friendship Gift Funny Candle £15.49 Light When You Need To Calm the Fuck Down Gift Funny Candle Light When You Need To Calm the Fuck Down Gift Funny Candle £15.49 You Got This Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle You Got This Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle £15.49 Funny Bury A Bitch For You Friendship Gift For Her Candle Funny Bury A Bitch For You Friendship Gift For Her Candle £15.49 Funny Birthday Gift Happy Birthday You Fantastic Bitch Candle Funny Birthday Gift Happy Birthday You Fantastic Bitch Candle £15.49 Funny 18th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Eighteen Funny 18th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Eighteen £15.49 Funny 60th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Sixty Funny 60th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Sixty £15.49 Bae Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle Bae Friendship Gift For Her Funny Candle £15.49 Too Hot to Handle Funny Friendship Gift Funny Candle Too Hot to Handle Funny Friendship Gift Funny Candle £15.49 Funny Birthday Gift Happy Birthday To My Best Bitch Candle Funny Birthday Gift Happy Birthday To My Best Bitch Candle £15.49 Funny 40th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Forty Funny 40th Birthday Gift Funny Candle Fuck You're Forty £15.49

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Frequently asked questions

What do you write in your wife's birthday card?

Name something specific she did or handled this year, then say what she means to you. Personal beats poetic.