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Buy Valentine's cards online, posted first class in the UK

Buy a Valentine's card that sounds like you actually know them. Rude, funny and quietly romantic designs, all drawn in house and printed in the UK.

Order on a working day and it goes out that day, so a last-minute 13th of February is still recoverable.

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Designed in house, printed in the UK and posted first class with a kraft envelope.

Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him £3.87 Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her £3.87 I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card) I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card) I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Happy Valentines Day, Bab (Valentines Day Card) Happy Valentines Day, Bab (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 "Woof Woof" Sausage Dog Valentines Day Card "Woof Woof" Sausage Dog Valentines Day Card £3.87 The Eggplant Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card The Eggplant Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card £3.87 The Peach Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card The Peach Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card £3.87

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Why buy your valentine's cards from us

  • Independent UK studio — designed and printed here, not licensed stock artwork. Shop this card
  • Funny, rude and genuinely warm designs, so you can match the person. Shop this card
  • Blank inside, with room for a proper message. Shop this card
  • Posted first class with a kraft envelope, usually the same working day. Shop this card
  • Cards, candles and badges all ship together in one order. Shop this card

Romantic Valentine's cards

Warm without being sickly.

Happy Valentines Day, My Love (Valentines Day Card) Happy Valentines Day, My Love (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 A funny birthday card showing a cute dog hugging a pint of dark Guinness stout with three lit birthday candles. Mmmm Guinness Happy Birthday Card (Even Dogs Love Guinness) £3.87 I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card) I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card) I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 A blue Everton Valentine's card featuring an illustration of captain Seamus Coleman with funny romantic football text. Happy Valentines Day From The Love Of Your Life (Me) EFC Valentines Card £3.87 Taylor Swift-inspired Valentine's Day card with the text 'I Was Enchanted To Meet You' in a modern romantic font. I Was Enchanted To Meet You (Taylor Swift-Inspired) Valentines Day Card £3.87 Mother's Day card for an expectant mum-to-be featuring the text Love From Bump, I can't wait to meet you. Happy Mothers Day Card Love From Bump (For A Mum-To-Be) £3.87 That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card) That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card) £3.87 I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card) I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Cheeky Valentine's card reading: 'I wish you looked at me like any pint of Guinness ever' on a clean background. I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Pint Of Guinness Ever (Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Funny Valentine's Day card for emos and goths featuring the text 'I Tolerate You' in an alternative style. I Tolerate You Valentines Day Card For Emos & Goths £3.87 Happy Valentines Day Card To My Lovely Son Happy Valentines Day Card To My Lovely Son £3.87

Valentine's gifts

Candles and badges that ship with the card.

Surprise Funny Prank Gift Box Featuring Pretend Poo Surprise Funny Prank Gift Box Featuring Pretend Poo £6.29 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8) Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8) £2.25 Feliz Navidad Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8) Feliz Navidad Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8) £2.25 Merry Christmas Puppy Gift Tag (Pack of 8) Merry Christmas Puppy Gift Tag (Pack of 8) £2.25 Black Cat In Fish Bowl Gift Tag (Pack of 8) Black Cat In Fish Bowl Gift Tag (Pack of 8) £2.25 Cute Pocket Hug Gift Cute Pocket Hug Gift £4.00 Ho Ho Ho Santa Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8) Ho Ho Ho Santa Christmas Gift Tag (Pack of 8) £2.25 Pijin Tote Bag - great gift for pigeon lovers Pijin Tote Bag - great gift for pigeon lovers £15.00 65th Cake & Candles Birthday Card For Wife 65th Cake & Candles Birthday Card For Wife £3.87 A4 novelty certificate gift for Father's Day reading World's Best Dad with gold border and seal detail. World's Best Dad A4 Certificate (Father's Day Gift) £9.99 Cute Alpaca Gift Tag (Pack of 8) Cute Alpaca Gift Tag (Pack of 8) £2.25 French Cat Gift Tag (Pack of 8) French Cat Gift Tag (Pack of 8) £2.25

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Frequently asked questions

How late can I buy a Valentine's card?

Orders placed on a working day go out that day by first class post, so most UK addresses arrive within one to two days.

Do you sell rude Valentine's cards?

We do, and they are some of our best sellers. Blank inside so the rest is yours.

Can you post it straight to them?

Yes. Add their address at checkout and we'll send it directly.