70th Birthday Card (Let There Be Cake)
70th Birthday Card (Let There Be Cake)
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Seventy years on this earth deserves a proper celebration, and definitely a cake big enough to need its own postcode. This funny 70th birthday card gives the milestone a heavenly upgrade with the line: “And on their 70th Birthday, God said let there be cake.”
It is a joyful, cheeky way to mark a big birthday without getting overly serious. The towering cake packed with candles adds a bright, playful touch that makes the whole design feel like a party in card form. Perfect for someone who has a good sense of humour about turning seventy and believes cake is a very important food group.
Give it to a parent, grandparent, family friend or anyone who has reached 70 with style, stories and a smile. It is light, warm and guaranteed to get a laugh before they even read what you write inside.
There is plenty of space for your own message, whether you want to keep the joke going, get a little bit heartfelt or simply tell them to enjoy every slice of their big day.
A fun, feel good card for celebrating 70 years with humour, candles and the most important birthday rule of all… let there be cake.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.
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