Are you really abandoning us? Traitor (new job) card

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Say farewell to your favourite colleague with a healthy dose of light-hearted office humour. When a valued team member decides to move on to pastures new, there is only one acceptable way to react: with a dramatic, good-natured guilt trip! Our cheeky "Are you really abandoning us? Traitor" new job card is the perfect way to send them off with a smile.

Funny Farewell Card for Co-workers & Office Friends

Designed and printed in the UK, this high-quality greeting card strikes the ideal balance between sarcastic banter and warm wishes. Whether they were your partner-in-crime during endless afternoon meetings or the office tea-round hero, this card lets them know they will be sorely missed. It is spacious enough to pass around the department, making it excellent for collecting signatures, funny inside jokes, and fond farewell messages from the whole team.

Ideal for office departures, new jobs, career promotions, or retirement.
Features bold, minimalist black typography on a clean white background.
Printed on premium, responsibly sourced cardstock to support independent UK design.
Blank inside, giving you plenty of space for personalised, heartfelt, or cheeky goodbye messages.
Supplied with a high-quality envelope, ready for hand-delivering or posting.

Whether they are jumping ship to a competitor, changing industries, or taking a bold leap into a brand-new career path, do not let them escape without a little bit of playful teasing. Make their last day on the job unforgettable with a leaving card that stands out from the standard, boring office designs.

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.