New Job, Who Dis? (Funny New Job Card)
New Job, Who Dis? (Funny New Job Card)
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This card is short, silly and ideal for someone with pure chaotic energy. The sort of person who gets a new job and immediately pretends they have forgotten everyone they have ever met. The front simply says “New job, who dis?” which is exactly the level of sass they deserve.
It is perfect for the mate who thrives on drama, the colleague who never takes anything seriously or the friend who treats every life event like a soft reboot of their entire personality. This card brings a grin the moment it is opened and works for promotions, fresh starts or escaping a job they have been complaining about for years.
Pop your message inside. You can be sweet and supportive or you can fully lean into the chaos and tell them you expect to be replaced by shinier friends immediately. Either way, it lands.
A fun, light-hearted way to say congrats without going all emotional about it.
New job, who dis? Exactly.
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All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
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All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.