• A white square greeting card with bold black text reading 'Of All The Careers, You Chose Healthcare. Wow.' next to an envelope.
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Of All The Careers, You Chose Healthcare. Wow. (New Job Card)

Of All The Careers, You Chose Healthcare. Wow. (New Job Card)

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Celebrate their transition into the chaotic world of medicine with a healthy dose of British humour. Whether they are starting out as a newly qualified nurse, stepping up as a doctor, or taking on a vital care role, this funny new job card is the perfect way to say congratulations on surviving the job hunt (and prep them for surviving the actual shifts).

Funny NHS & Healthcare Congratulations Card

Our cheeky greeting card lovingly pokes fun at the reality of NHS and healthcare life—from dodging bodily fluids to battling patients armed with Google self-diagnoses. It is the ultimate icebreaker to help them laugh through the madness of night shifts, missing staff room biscuits, and searching for veins. Designed and printed right here in the UK, this high-quality card is blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own personal survival tips, inside jokes, or heartfelt messages of encouragement.

It is an ideal choice for friends, family members, or colleagues entering the healthcare profession who appreciate a good laugh before their first official shift begins. Crafted with care, it offers a premium feel that matches the incredible dedication of our healthcare heroes.

  • Humorous & Relatable: Perfect for nurses, doctors, paramedics, carers, and NHS staff.
  • Premium Quality: Printed in the UK on durable, sustainably sourced cardstock that feels luxurious to the touch.
  • Blank Inside: Generous space for your own message, signatures from the whole department, or funny advice.
  • Eco-Friendly Choice: Sourced from sustainable forests and supplied with a matching high-quality envelope.

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Important information

About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.

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