• Humorous white greeting card reading: Of All The Careers, You Chose Recruitment. Wow.
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Of All The Careers, You Chose Recruitment. Wow. (New Job Card)

Of All The Careers, You Chose Recruitment. Wow. (New Job Card)

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Send Sarcastic Congratulations to a New Recruiter

Starting a new career in recruitment is a brave, chaotic move. If you know someone who is about to dive headfirst into a world of endless candidate calls, LinkedIn stalking, CV screening, and corporate jargon, this hilarious new job card is the perfect way to welcome them to the industry. Out of all the careers they could have picked, they chose to become professional matchmakers for job seekers—and they definitely deserve a laugh for it!

This witty, cheeky greeting card is designed to bring some light-hearted humour to their first week in the office. It is an ideal choice for a friend, former colleague, or family member starting as a junior recruitment consultant, headhunter, or HR professional. Whether they have just secured a promotion or are braving a brand-new agency, this bold, sarcastic card is guaranteed to stand out on their new desk.

Key features of this funny congratulations card include:

  • Cheeky Humour: Features a sarcastic, text-based design on the front to celebrate their career move with a smile.
  • Premium Quality: Designed and printed in the UK on premium-grade cardstock.
  • Blank Inside: Left completely blank inside so you can write your own personalised, funny message or inside jokes.
  • Complete Set: Comes with a matching high-quality envelope, ready to hand-deliver or send in the post.
  • Versatile Use: Perfect for new jobs, promotions, or welcoming a new recruiter to your agency team.

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Important information

About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.

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