80 Cat Puns For Cards, Captions And Cat People

Cat puns

Cat puns have one advantage over dog puns: the cat will remain entirely unimpressed, which is funnier.

Eighty below, grouped by use, from birthday cards to captions that fit under a photo of a cat asleep in a box.

Funny cards for a cat person

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Happy Valentines Day Card From The Cats Happy Valentines Day Card From The Cats £3.87 You're Purr-fect To Me (Cat Valentines Day Card) You're Purr-fect To Me (Cat Valentines Day Card) £3.87 Cat Mum Mothers Day Card Cat Mum Mothers Day Card £3.87 90th Birthday Card With Cat & Cake 90th Birthday Card With Cat & Cake £3.91 Humorous birthday greeting card for cat owners and pet lovers featuring the text I Hope It's Catnip. Happy Birthday Card (I Hope Its Catnip) £3.87 Love You Cute Cat Valentines Day Card Love You Cute Cat Valentines Day Card £3.87

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Everyday cat puns

  • You have got to be kitten me.
  • Purr-fect in every way. Shop this card
  • Feline good today.
  • Long time no see, stranger cat.
  • It's paw-sible you are the best.
  • Just claw-ing through the week.
  • Meow and then I think of you.
  • Cat-titude adjustment required.
  • You are the cat's pyjamas.
  • Fur-tunately, you exist.
  • Litter-ally the best.
  • Not kitten around.
  • Whisker me away.
  • Paws and reflect.
  • Totally pawsome.

Birthday cat puns

  • Hope your birthday is purr-fect. Shop this card
  • Have a fantastic feline birthday.
  • Aged to purr-fection.
  • Meow that's a birthday.
  • Another year, still fabulous, still ignoring me.
  • Wishing you a claw-some day.
  • Time to paw-ty.
  • You deserve the sunniest windowsill today.
  • Birthday naps are compulsory.
  • Have a purr-ticularly good one.

Grumpy cat puns

  • I'd get up but I'm feline lazy.
  • Do not disturb, I am in a meeting with the radiator.
  • My cat-titude is fine, your timing is not.
  • Not now, I am busy sitting.
  • I came, I saw, I napped.
  • Cats: judging you since forever.
  • I would help but I have chosen not to.
  • Sorry I knocked it off the table. No I'm not.
  • Available for cuddles between 2 and 2:04am.
  • Feeding schedule is a suggestion I have opinions about.

Kitten puns

  • Kitten me softly.
  • Small paws, big personality.
  • The kitten committee has decided: chaos.
  • New kitten, no furniture, worth it.
  • You're kitten around and I love it.
  • Tiny claws, enormous confidence.
  • Kitten smitten.
  • Half fluff, half trouble.
  • Nap, eat, destroy, repeat.
  • Meow-nificent from day one.

Short cat captions

  • Purr-fect day. Shop this card
  • Feline fine.
  • Meow-tstanding.
  • Cat person, obviously.
  • Nap champion.
  • Chief mischief officer.
  • Whiskers and attitude.
  • Fur real.
  • Paws up.
  • Certified box inspector.

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How to write it so it lands

  • Swap the cat's name into the pun. 'Purr-cy' beats a generic line.
  • One pun on the front, sincere line inside. That structure never fails.

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Frequently asked questions

What is the best cat pun for a card?

'You have got to be kitten me' for a funny card, 'purr-fect in every way' for a warmer one. Both land without any setup.

Are cat puns suitable for a work card?

Only if the colleague is a known cat person. Otherwise use a food pun - safer and just as easy.

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