Birthday Card Messages for Your Brother

Brothers rarely want sentiment, so the card usually needs to be an insult with a warm ending. These birthday messages for your brother get the balance right.

Pick the running joke you've had for years. He'll appreciate the continuity more than the compliment.

Funny messages for your brother

  • Happy birthday to my brother, still the second best one.
  • Another year and you've still not returned that thing from 2014. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday. Mum says you're her favourite. She says that to me too.

Heartfelt messages for your brother

  • Happy birthday. You're the one I'd call at 2am, and you know it.
  • Proud of you, even if I'd never say it out loud. Have a good one.
  • Happy birthday, mate. Best brother going.

Birthday Card Messages for Your Brother

Rude and warm brother designs, printed and posted from the UK.

You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) £3.87 A certificate style birthday card with the text World's Best Brother printed on a clean background. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Brother £3.87 A funny birthday card for a brother-in-law featuring a mock "World's Best" certificate design on the cover. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Brother-in-Law £3.87

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Frequently asked questions

What do you write in your brother's birthday card?

Lead with the insult, land the running joke, and finish with one line you actually mean. That's all he wants.