Birthday Card Messages for Your Brother

Birthday card messages for your brother

Brothers rarely want sentiment, so the card usually needs to be an insult with a warm ending. These birthday messages for your brother get the balance right.

Pick the running joke you've had for years. He'll appreciate the continuity more than the compliment.

Funny messages for your brother

  • Happy birthday to my brother, still the second best one. Shop this card
  • Another year and you've still not returned that thing from 2014. Happy birthday. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday. Mum says you're her favourite. She says that to me too. Shop this card

Heartfelt messages for your brother

  • Happy birthday. You're the one I'd call at 2am, and you know it. Shop this card
  • Proud of you, even if I'd never say it out loud. Have a good one. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday, mate. Best brother going. Shop this card

Birthday Card Messages for Your Brother

Rude and warm brother designs, printed and posted from the UK.

Funny adult birthday card with the text 'Happy Birthday (I Brought The Poppers)'. Happy Birthday (I Brought The Poppers) Greeting Card £3.87 A certificate style birthday card with the text World's Best Brother printed on a clean background. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Brother £3.87 A funny birthday card for a brother-in-law featuring a mock "World's Best" certificate design on the cover. Happy Birthday Card For The World's Best Brother-in-Law £3.87 A square pregnancy announcement greeting card for a brother featuring a baby scan photo illustration and uncle text. Only The Best Brothers Get Promoted To Uncle (Pregnancy Announcement Card) £3.87 A6 wine bottle label reading 'Only the best brothers get promoted to uncle' for a pregnancy announcement reveal. Only The Best Brothers Get Promoted To Uncle (Pregnancy Announcement Wine Bottle Label) A6 £3.75 Only The Best Brothers Get Promoted To Uncle (Friends Themed Cards) Only The Best Brothers Get Promoted To Uncle (Friends Themed Cards) £3.87 Merry Christmas Brother (Christmas Card For Brothers) Merry Christmas Brother (Christmas Card For Brothers) £3.87

Gifts to send with the card

Add a candle or a pin badge and the card and present arrive together.

Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster £3.75 Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small) Manifest That Shit Funny Candle Pin Badge (Small) £4.00 Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Vibrant Cat Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Vibrant Cat Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Vibrant Dog Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Vibrant Dog Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters £4.50 Thank You Gift Funny Candle Absolutely Bloody Brilliant Thank You Gift Funny Candle Absolutely Bloody Brilliant £15.49 Thank You Gift Funny Soy Wax Candle Good Egg Thank You Gift Funny Soy Wax Candle Good Egg £15.49 Funny Divorce Gift Candle Newly Single Get Rid of Him Funny Divorce Gift Candle Newly Single Get Rid of Him £15.49

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Frequently asked questions

What do you write in your brother's birthday card?

Lead with the insult, land the running joke, and finish with one line you actually mean. That's all he wants.