Birthday Card Messages for Your Girlfriend

Birthday card messages for your girlfriend

The girlfriend birthday card is the one that gets kept in a drawer, so it's worth more than a signature. These messages cover funny, romantic and the useful bit in between.

Mention something she's been working towards. Noticing her effort beats complimenting her looks.

Romantic messages for your girlfriend

  • Happy birthday to the best part of my year, every year. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday. You make ordinary days worth looking forward to. Shop this card
  • Here's to you, and to celebrating you properly. Shop this card

Funny messages for your girlfriend

  • Happy birthday to my girlfriend, keeper of 400 photos of me looking terrible. Shop this card
  • Another year of you picking the restaurant and being right. Happy birthday. Shop this card
  • Happy birthday. I've hidden the good chocolate, so consider that the real present. Shop this card

Birthday Card Messages for Your Girlfriend

Cards for your girlfriend, printed in the UK and posted quickly.

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Gifts to send with the card

Add a candle or a pin badge and the card and present arrive together.

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Frequently asked questions

What do you write in your girlfriend's birthday card?

Notice something specific about her year, then say one warm thing. Skip the borrowed poetry.