Funny Enjoy Retirement Not Coming Back Card
Funny Enjoy Retirement Not Coming Back Card
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This is the card for when “congratulations on your retirement” just does not cover it. Big block letters. Clear message. No return. The YOU BETTER ENJOY RETIREMENT BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT COMING BACK card is a funny, dramatic way to send someone off in style.
It is perfect for the colleague who has been talking about retiring for years, the workmate who held the place together, or the office legend everyone secretly knows cannot be replaced. It is bold, a bit savage and absolutely full of love underneath it all.
Hand it over at their leaving do, prop it on their desk on the final day or add it to a gift and watch the whole room laugh. The joke is simple. You have done your time. You have earned your freedom. Do not even think about coming back to check your emails.
There is plenty of space inside to write your own message, whether you want to keep it silly, share some favourite memories or sneak in a tiny bit of heartfelt appreciation.
A loud, funny retirement card for the person who deserves a one way ticket to lie ins, long lunches and never thinking about the office printer again.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.