If I Had Any Emotion... Valentines Day Card for Emos & Goths
If I Had Any Emotion... Valentines Day Card for Emos & Goths
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Dive into the darker side of love with our Valentine's Day card, perfect for emos and goths who appreciate a touch of sarcasm. This card wryly declares, if I had any emotions, I'm sure I would love you, making it an ideal choice for those who prefer their romance with a dash of irony.
With its minimalist design and monochrome palette, it captures the essence of a love that's as mysterious as the shadows. Whether you're wooing a fellow dark soul or just want to poke fun at the holiday, this card is sure to resonate. Express your feelings—or lack thereof—with a card that speaks your unique language.
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About our cards
All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.
Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.
Delivery and returns
All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.
We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.
Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.
Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.
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