Two's A Couple, Three's A Family (Guinness Congrats On The New Baby Card)

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A Stout-Hearted Toast to the New Arrival

Celebrate the wonderful news of a new baby with a touch of humour and a nod to everyone's favourite Irish stout. Our "Two's a Couple, Three's a Family" greeting card is the perfect choice for friends, family members, or colleagues who appreciate a cheeky pint and a good laugh. Featuring a charming illustration of two stout pint glasses next to a tiny baby Guinness, it offers a wonderfully lighthearted way to say congratulations on their new addition.

Whether they have welcomed a baby boy or a baby girl, this high-quality card captures the joy of starting a family or expanding it with a clever, relatable design. It is left blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own heartfelt messages, funny parenting advice, or warm wishes for the tired new parents as they embark on this exciting new chapter of life.

Designed and printed in the UK on premium cardstock, this greeting card comes complete with a matching envelope. It is ideal for several occasions and recipients:

Occasions: New baby congratulations, baby showers, maternity leave send-offs, or paternity wishes.
Recipients: Perfect for friends, family, co-workers, or any pint-loving new parents.
Tone: Humorous, lighthearted, warm, and uniquely British in its wit.
Presentation: Blank inside for your own personal, handwritten note.

Raise a virtual glass to the happy couple and surprise them with a card that stands out on the mantelpiece. Order this charming keepsake today to bring a smile to the new mum and dad during those sleepless but love-filled nights!

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About our cards

All of our greetings cards are A6 in size and printed onto 300gsm card.

Each card comes complete with a plain white envelope for you to place the card (complete with handwritten message) inside.

Delivery and returns

All orders placed before midday will be dispatched same day. Orders placed after this will be dispatched on the next working day.

We'll endeavour to ensure that every order that we ship is packaged with care and attention. Greetings cards will come in a "Do not bend" sturdy envelope, with posters and other items packaged appropriately depending on the product type.

Unless specified at checkout, all orders will be shipped 2nd Class via Royal Mail.

Unfortunately, as each item is printed to order, we do not accept returns.