The best birthday cards for dad

Dads are hard to buy cards for because most of them claim not to want one. The trick is a card that makes him laugh out loud before he pretends he isn't bothered.

Here's what we'd send, and what to look for if you're buying elsewhere.

How to pick the right one

• Go one notch ruder than you think. Most dads under-react to safe cards and quote the rude ones for years.
• Avoid golf and beer clichés unless he actually plays golf and drinks beer.
• A dad joke on the front gives you permission to be sincere inside.
• Blank inside is your friend - printed verse rarely sounds like anything a dad would say.

Best for the dad who tells the jokes

• Pun cards he'll repeat at the table all afternoon.
• Cards that tease him about DIY, the thermostat or the state of the shed.
• Anything referencing the fact he still has the same fleece.

Best for a milestone dad birthday

• A bigger card he can actually stand up on the side.
• Age-specific designs for a 50th, 60th, 70th or 80th, paired with a keepsake. Shop this card
• One honest sentence about what he taught you, written by hand.

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How to write it so it lands

• Reference something from this year, not childhood - it lands harder.
• If you're sending from abroad, allow a full week for UK delivery.

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Frequently asked questions

Is a rude card safe for dad?

Usually, if the rest of the family will see it and laugh too. If grandchildren are opening cards in the same room, pick a pun instead.

What if he says he doesn't want anything?

Send the card anyway and keep the gift small - a candle, a coaster or a keepsake print does the job without making a fuss.