Gifts for Him
Gifts for him: presents that aren't socks
Men are famously hard to buy for, largely because they buy anything they want the week they want it. What's left is the stuff they'd never think to buy: the thing for the desk, the wall or the kitchen.
The good news is that the bar is low and the winning formula is consistent — funny, useful, and out on display rather than in a cupboard.
All of it's made in the UK and posts with the card in one parcel.
Shop gifts for him
Candles, coasters, desk name plates, bottle stoppers and prints, boxed and posted from the UK.
Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters
£4.50
Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster
£3.75
Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters
£4.50
Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters
£4.50
Harry Potter Wax Seal Drinks Coaster in Maroon & Gold
£5.99
Pack of 4 Powerpuff Girls Drinks Coasters
£6.00
Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters
£4.50
Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters
£4.50
Safe bets
- Something for the desk that makes work marginally less grim. Shop this card
- Coasters, especially if he's been using an old envelope. Shop this card
- A bottle stopper or barware for the drinks shelf. Shop this card
- A print for the garage, office or kitchen wall. Shop this card
- A pin badge for the hobby he won't shut up about. Shop this card
- A candle — yes, really; the ones with jokes on go down well. Shop this card
By who he is to you
- Husband or boyfriend: something for the space you share. Shop this card
- Dad: kitchen, garden or shed, and nothing needing instructions. Shop this card
- Brother: as rude as the family will tolerate. Shop this card
- Mate: the running joke, made permanent. Shop this card
- Son: a keepsake, plus something for the first flat. Shop this card
- Colleague: work-safe humour under £10. Shop this card
What to avoid
- Socks, unless they're genuinely a joke between you. Shop this card
- Gadgets with a proprietary charger. Shop this card
- Anything that needs assembly on the day. Shop this card
- A shaving set for someone with a beard. Shop this card
- Another novelty mug for a cupboard full of them. Shop this card
- A gift card for a shop he's never mentioned. Shop this card
What to spend, honestly
- Close friend or sibling: £15–£30 is the range most people land in. Shop this card
- Colleague or acquaintance: £5–£10, and a card matters more than the gift. Shop this card
- Partner or parent milestone: £30–£60, usually one good thing rather than three small ones. Shop this card
- Group gift: £5–£10 a head buys something far better than five separate presents. Shop this card
- Children's party gift: £5–£15 is the UK norm, and nobody minds the lower end. Shop this card
- When in doubt, spend less on the object and more on the message inside the card. Shop this card
Hand-poured candles
Soy candles made in the UK — the gift that gets used rather than shelved.
Coasters and desk pieces
Small, funny and permanent: the things that stay out on show.
Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters
£4.50
A4 Certificate Of Bravery
£3.00
Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster
£3.75
Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters
£4.50
Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters
£4.50
Harry Potter Wax Seal Drinks Coaster in Maroon & Gold
£5.99
Pack of 4 Powerpuff Girls Drinks Coasters
£6.00
Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters
£4.50
Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters
£4.50
Mum, You'll always Be My Best-tea Drinks Coaster
£3.99
World's Best Dad A4 Certificate (Father's Day Gift)
£9.99
Best Mummy in the World Drinks Coaster
£3.99
Prints for the wall
Framed-ready prints for kitchens, hallways and home offices.
Best Believe I'm Still Bejewelled By Taylor Swift Music Lyrics Print
£8.00
In A World Of Grey, Be A Flamingo Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
I Work Hard So That My Dog Can Live A Better Life Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
Hyrox Competition Race Format Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
All You Need Is Love / Love Is All You Need Print (A5 - A3)
£8.00
Look At The Stars Song Lyrics Print (A5 - A3)
£8.00
Music Sounds Better With You Music Print (A5 - A3)
£8.00
You're Gonna Hear Me Roar Poster (Music Lyric Print)
£8.00
Cause I'm Too Messy And Then I'm Too Fucking Clean (Music Lyric Prints)
£8.00
Whose Afraid Of Little Old Me By Taylor Swift Music Lyrics Print
£8.00
"Let It Be" By The Beatles Inspired Music Lyrics Print (Guitar)
£8.00
Line Them up Guinness Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
Cards to send with it
Add the card and the whole present arrives in one UK parcel.
You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card)
£3.87
Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him
£3.87
I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card)
£3.87
Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card)
£3.87
Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad
£3.87
Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card)
£3.87
Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her
£3.87
I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card)
£3.87
Happy Valentines Day, Bab (Valentines Day Card)
£3.87
The Peach Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card
£3.87
"Woof Woof" Sausage Dog Valentines Day Card
£3.87
The Eggplant Tarot-inspired Cheeky Valentines Day Card
£3.87
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Frequently asked questions
What's a good gift for him under £10?
A desk name plate, a bottle stopper or a set of coasters. Small, funny, and used every day rather than stored.
What do you buy a man who buys everything himself?
Something he'd never justify buying: a joke print for the wall, a badge for the hobby, or a candle with a line on it he'd actually laugh at.
What's a good Father's Day gift?
A certificate or print he can put up, plus the card. See our <a href="/pages/gifts-for-dad">gifts for dad</a> page for the full shortlist.