Gifts for Him
Gifts for him: presents that aren't socks
Men are famously hard to buy for, largely because they buy anything they want the week they want it. What's left is the stuff they'd never think to buy: the thing for the desk, the wall or the kitchen.
The good news is that the bar is low and the winning formula is consistent — funny, useful, and out on display rather than in a cupboard.
All of it's made in the UK and posts with the card in one parcel.
Shop gifts for him
Candles, coasters, desk name plates, bottle stoppers and prints, boxed and posted from the UK.
Safe bets
- Something for the desk that makes work marginally less grim.
- Coasters, especially if he's been using an old envelope.
- A bottle stopper or barware for the drinks shelf.
- A print for the garage, office or kitchen wall.
- A pin badge for the hobby he won't shut up about.
- A candle — yes, really; the ones with jokes on go down well.
By who he is to you
- Husband or boyfriend: something for the space you share.
- Dad: kitchen, garden or shed, and nothing needing instructions.
- Brother: as rude as the family will tolerate.
- Mate: the running joke, made permanent.
- Son: a keepsake, plus something for the first flat.
- Colleague: work-safe humour under £10.
What to avoid
- Socks, unless they're genuinely a joke between you.
- Gadgets with a proprietary charger.
- Anything that needs assembly on the day.
- A shaving set for someone with a beard.
- Another novelty mug for a cupboard full of them.
- A gift card for a shop he's never mentioned.
What to spend, honestly
- Close friend or sibling: £15–£30 is the range most people land in.
- Colleague or acquaintance: £5–£10, and a card matters more than the gift.
- Partner or parent milestone: £30–£60, usually one good thing rather than three small ones.
- Group gift: £5–£10 a head buys something far better than five separate presents.
- Children's party gift: £5–£15 is the UK norm, and nobody minds the lower end.
- When in doubt, spend less on the object and more on the message inside the card.
Hand-poured candles
Soy candles made in the UK — the gift that gets used rather than shelved.
Opulence 250g Scented Soy Candle
£30.00
Glittery Mushroom Shaped Candles
£10.00
Ghost Candle with Pumpkin Hat
£7.00
Large Pumpkin Shaped Candles
£7.00
Ghost Candles - Halloween Candles
£6.00
Apple Pie Mini Scented Candle
£12.00
Coasters and desk pieces
Small, funny and permanent: the things that stay out on show.
Derby County Pride Park coaster
£5.00
Tranmere Rovers FC coaster of Prenton Park
£5.00
Newcastle United coaster of St James' Park
£5.00
Brentford FC drinks coaster of Brentford Community Stadium
£5.00
Aston Villa Coaster of Villa Park
£5.00
West Bromwich Albion F.C. The Hawthorns coaster
£5.00
Liverpool FC coaster of Anfield
£5.00
Manchester United coaster of Old Trafford
£5.00
Prints for the wall
Framed-ready prints for kitchens, hallways and home offices.
One Percent Poster (1% Club) (A4)
£7.99
One Percent Poster (Every Damn Day) (A4)
£7.99
A4 Certificate Of Bravery
£3.00
I Am Enough Affirmations Wall Art (A4)
£7.99
I Am Always Enough Affirmations Wall Art (A4)
£7.99
One Percent Poster (Member of the 1% Club) (A4)
£7.99
Weird & Wonderful Poster (A4)
£7.99
One Percent Poster (Everyday Progress) (A4)
£7.99
Cards to send with it
Add the card and the whole present arrives in one UK parcel.
You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card)
£3.87
Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Him
£3.87
Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card)
£3.87
Cheeky Wordsearch Valentines Day Card For Her
£3.87
I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card)
£3.87
Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card)
£3.87
Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad
£3.87
I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card)
£3.87
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Frequently asked questions
What's a good gift for him under £10?
A desk name plate, a bottle stopper or a set of coasters. Small, funny, and used every day rather than stored.
What do you buy a man who buys everything himself?
Something he'd never justify buying: a joke print for the wall, a pin badge for the hobby, or a candle with a line on it he'd actually laugh at.
What's a good Father's Day gift?
A certificate or print he can put up, plus the card. See our <a href="/pages/gifts-for-dad">gifts for dad</a> page for the full shortlist.