Milestone Birthday Cards

Milestone birthday cards: every big number, one place

A milestone birthday card has one job: make the number feel like a win rather than a warning. This is every milestone birthday card we make, from a 16th through to a 75th, with the message pages that tell you what to write in each one.

All of our milestone birthday cards are designed in house, printed in the UK on heavyweight card and posted first class with a kraft envelope, usually the same working day.

Shop milestone birthday cards

Pick the number, pick the tone. Printed in the UK and posted with a kraft envelope.

Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) £3.87 Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) £3.87

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Milestone birthday messages that work for any age

  • Happy birthday — another big number, same brilliant you.
  • Milestone birthdays are just proof you've been getting away with it for years.
  • Congratulations on reaching an age with its own card section.
  • Big number, bigger night. Happy birthday.

Funny milestone birthday messages

  • You're not old, you're a limited edition with a long service record.
  • Age is just a number. Admittedly yours is getting harder to ignore.
  • Happy milestone birthday. The cake now costs more than the present.

Heartfelt milestone birthday messages

  • Every one of these years made you someone worth celebrating. Happy birthday.
  • Here's to the decade behind you and the better one coming. Happy birthday.
  • A big birthday deserves a big thank you for everything you've done for us all.

Milestone birthday cards

The big-number designs people actually keep on the mantelpiece.

Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87 Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) £3.87 Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) Sixty & As Sassy As Ever (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) 60 Today Eye Test Birthday Card (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Fifty Looks Pretty Good On You (50th Birthday Card) Fifty Looks Pretty Good On You (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Shades Of Grey (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Shades Of Grey (60th Birthday Card) £3.87

Funny milestone birthday cards

Cheeky, warm and a bit rude if that's the mood.

You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) £3.87 Happy Birthday Papa card featuring bold text with a choice of a small heart or a playful moustache illustration. Happy Birthday Papa (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 A colourful birthday card displaying the text 'Happy Birthday Bab' in a playful, modern font with a matching envelope. Happy Birthday Bab (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card £3.87 A stylish birthday card featuring the text 'Happy Birthday Handsome' in elegant modern typography. Happy Birthday Handsome (Happy Birthday Card) (Multiple designs) £3.87 Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) Fifty & Even More Fabulous Than Ever (50th Birthday Card) £3.87 Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) Sixty Looks Pretty Good On You (60th Birthday Card) £3.87 Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad Top Trumps 60th Birthday Card for Dad £3.87

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Frequently asked questions

What counts as a milestone birthday?

In the UK the milestone birthdays are 16, 18, 21 and then every decade — 30, 40, 50, 60, 70 — with 65 and 75 treated as big ones too. We make cards for all of them.

What do you write in a milestone birthday card?

Name the number, then say something only you could say about them. Our per-age message pages have 40+ lines each if you want a starting point.

How fast do milestone birthday cards arrive?

Order before the afternoon post and your card goes out first class the same working day, so most UK addresses have it the next day.