St Patrick's Day Card Messages & Party Invites

St Patrick's Day card messages and party invite wording

Looking for St Patrick's Day card messages or St Patrick's Day party invite wording? Both are on this page, ready to copy: funny lines for friends, traditional Irish blessings, invite wording for anyone hosting, and short one-liners.

St Patrick's Day is 17 March — a bank holiday in Ireland, a normal working day in the UK, and an excuse either way.

Copy one straight in or use it as an opener. Every card is blank inside, so there's room to say the rest properly.

Cards for St Patrick's Day

Irish-themed and funny designs, blank inside. Printed in the UK and posted with a kraft envelope.

You Old Bastard (Funny Birthday Card) £3.87

Illustration of two large pints of stout next to a tiny baby stout with text "Two's a couple, three's a family".

Two's A Couple, Three's A Family (Guinness Congrats On The New Baby Card) £3.87

That's What I Call Old (Funny Dad Happy Birthday Card) £3.87

Funny 30th Birthday Card (Frying Pan) £3.87

A funny birthday card showing a cute dog hugging a pint of dark Guinness stout with three lit birthday candles.

Mmmm Guinness Happy Birthday Card (Even Dogs Love Guinness) £3.87

Funny Guinness themed Valentine's Day greeting card for him with the text 'I Just Love You So Much'.

I Just Love You So Much (Guinness Valentines Day Card) £3.87

A Valentine's card with a pint of stout illustration and the text, I honestly don't know what I'd do without you.

Don't Know What I'd Do Without You (Guinness Valentines Day Card) £3.87

A funny birthday card featuring an illustration of a pint of Guinness with three burning birthday candles on top.

Guinness Happy Birthday Card (I Thought You Might Appreciate This More Than Cake) £3.87

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Funny St Patrick's Day messages

Happy St Patrick's Day. One Guinness is a tradition, six is a decision. Shop this card
Wishing you the luck of the Irish and a very forgiving Tuesday morning. Shop this card
Happy Paddy's Day. Green is your colour, right up until about nine o'clock. Shop this card
May your day be full of craic and your pint never be empty. Shop this card

Irish blessings and warm wishes

May the road rise up to meet you. Happy St Patrick's Day. Shop this card
Wishing you luck, laughter and a proper pint. Happy St Patrick's Day. Shop this card
Sláinte — here's to good health and better company. Shop this card
May your troubles be few and your friends be many. Happy Paddy's Day. Shop this card

St Patrick's Day party invite wording

Paddy's Day at ours, 17 March. Green optional, Guinness compulsory. Shop this card
St Patrick's Day drinks — from seven, our place. Bring something Irish. Shop this card
Come and celebrate Paddy's Day with us. There will be stew, there will be singing. Shop this card
You're invited to our St Patrick's Day party. Wear green, bring a pint, leave the driving to someone else. Shop this card
Paddy's Day, 17 March, from midday. Guinness on ice, music on loud, taxi on speed dial. Shop this card