Rude Valentine's Cards

If roses, generic poems and overly sentimental cursive font make you both cringe, you have found the right place. Our collection of rude valentines day cards is designed specifically for couples who prefer laughter over traditional romance. We believe the best way to show your love on the fourteenth of February is with a healthy dose of humour, even if that means choosing some rather inappropriate valentines day cards. From playful banter to funny rude valentines cards, our range caters to every level of relationship cheekiness.

Who Our Cheeky Valentines Cards Suit Best

This selection of cheeky valentines cards is perfect for partners who share a dry sense of humour. If your partner enjoys a drink, they will appreciate the humour of the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Pint Of Guinness Ever (Valentines Day Card) or the Don't Know What I'd Do Without You (Guinness Valentines Day Card). These designs are brilliant for a husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend who values their favourite pint. Football supporters can share a laugh with the I Love You A Slot (LFC Valentines Day Card) or the Happy Valentines Day From The Love Of Your Life (Me) EFC Valentines Card. We also cater to daily obsessions, such as the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card) and the I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card). If you share your home with animals, you can send the Happy Valentines Day Card From The Cats or choose the "Woof Woof" Sausage Dog Valentines Day Card to keep things lighthearted yet highly amusing.

How to Choose the Right Rude Valentine's Card

Selecting the perfect card requires knowing your partner's boundaries. From mild teasing to filthy valentines cards, we have something for every relationship stage. If they love pop culture, the Valentines Day Card (Stranger Things Inspired) is a fantastic, slightly geeky choice. For those who prefer understatement, the simple You're Alright. (Happy Valentines Day) Card delivers the ultimate low key message of affection. You can browse our dedicated collections of valentines day cards for him and valentines day cards for her to find the ideal match. If you want to keep the tone light without crossing too far into dirty valentines cards territory, focus on designs that tease their daily habits. For families wishing to share a giggle, we even have options like the Happy Valentines Day Card For Son to ensure everyone is included in the celebration.

Original Messages to Write Inside Your Dirty Valentines Day Cards

Since all our cards are left blank inside, you have the freedom to be as sweet, funny or outrageous as you like. If you need inspiration for your dirty valentines day cards, here are a few original ideas you can write inside. For a partner who loves a stout, you could write that you promise to never stand between them and their favourite pint. For a football fan, you could say that you love them even more than a last minute winning goal. If you have chosen one of our more inappropriate valentines day cards, you can write that you are incredibly glad they share your twisted sense of humour.

High Quality British Printing and Fast Posting

Every single card in our collection of valentines day cards is proudly designed and printed in the UK. We print on premium, high quality card stock to ensure that even the most ridiculous jokes look and feel premium. Our a6 cards are supplied with a sturdy kraft envelope. We post all our orders first class to help them reach you as quickly as possible. Please note that while first class delivery is usually next working day, this is not guaranteed, so we always recommend ordering your rude valentine card early to avoid any last minute panic.

Perfect Pairings for Your Sweary and Dirty Valentines Cards

A hilarious card is great, but pairing it with a little treat makes it even better. If you want to create a complete present, we recommend combining your chosen design with one of our funny candles. These scented soy candles feature humorous labels that pair wonderfully with our sweary and cheeky valentines cards, making for a memorable gift. Explore our full range of valentines cards today to find the perfect pairing of jokes and gifts that will make your partner smile.