Buy A New Job Card

Buy a new job card online, printed and posted in the UK

You need a new job card, and you need it before their last day on Friday. Every card here is drawn in house, printed in the UK and posted first class the same working day when you order before 2pm.

Funny ones for the colleague who's escaping, warmer ones for a friend who's worked years for this, and plenty with room inside for the whole team to sign. Blank inside, kraft envelope, free first class post on orders over £20.

Want it to go straight to them? Add their address at checkout and we'll post it directly, card and gift in the same parcel.

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Printed in the UK, blank inside, posted first class the same working day you order.

Ciao, Bitch (Italian-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) Ciao, Bitch (Italian-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) £3.87 Good Luck For Your New Life in Dubai Card Good Luck For Your New Life in Dubai Card £3.87 A square white greeting card featuring the bold black text 'Adios, Bitch' in a stylish, playful font. Adios, Bitch (Spanish-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) £3.87 See You Later, Alligator (Funny Good Luck Card) See You Later, Alligator (Funny Good Luck Card) £3.75 'Rock On' hand gesture good luck card, ideal for a new job or congratulations. "Rock On" Good Luck Card £3.87 Illustration of a smiling graduate in a cap and gown on a congratulations graduation card for him. Congratulations! You Did It Graduation Card For Him £3.87

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Why buy your new job card here

  • Designed and printed in the UK by a small independent studio, not a warehouse.
  • Blank inside with genuine room for the whole team to sign.
  • Jokes written by people who've worked in offices, so they land.
  • Posted first class the same working day on orders placed before 2pm.
  • Send it straight to them, or to the office, with their address at checkout.
  • Card, candle and badge all ship together in one order.

Which card for which colleague

  • Barely know them: something warm and simple, signed by the team.
  • Sat next to them for three years: the funniest one you can get away with.
  • Leaving for something much better: congratulate the move, not the leaving.
  • Being promoted internally: a promotion card rather than a new job one.
  • Starting their first ever job: keep the jokes gentle and the encouragement real.

New job cards

Funny and heartfelt designs for the colleague who's off.

Funny TikTok trend inspired new job greeting card with the text 'If You Asked Me On a Deeper Level'. If You Asked Me On a Deeper Level (New Job Card) £3.87 New Job Card (Didn't Check Your Search History) New Job Card (Didn't Check Your Search History) £3.75 New job congratulations card featuring the typography "Corporate Girly Reporting For Duty". Corporate Girly Reporting For Duty (New Job Card) £3.87 Congratulations card for a newly qualified nurse with a modern 'Congrats on becoming a Nurse' design. Congrats On Becoming A Nurse New Job Card £3.87 Funny leaving greeting card featuring bold typography reading "This Is How You Repay Me?" on a plain background. This Is How You Repay Me? (New Job Card) £3.87 A square white greeting card with minimalist black typography reading 'Of All The Careers, You Chose Design. Wow.' Of All The Careers, You Chose Design. Wow. (New Job Card) £3.87 Minimalist greeting card with the bold black text 'Of All The Careers, You Chose Teaching. Wow.' on a plain background. Of All The Careers, You Chose Teaching. Wow. (New Job Card) £3.87 A white square greeting card with bold black text reading 'Of All The Careers, You Chose Healthcare. Wow.' next to an envelope. Of All The Careers, You Chose Healthcare. Wow. (New Job Card) £3.87

Good luck and leaving cards

For the other half of the send-off.

Whose Gonna Make The Brews Now? Leaving Card Whose Gonna Make The Brews Now? Leaving Card £3.87 Good Luck For Your New Life in Dubai Card Good Luck For Your New Life in Dubai Card £3.87 See You Later, Alligator (Funny Good Luck Card) See You Later, Alligator (Funny Good Luck Card) £3.75 Ciao, Bitch (Italian-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) Ciao, Bitch (Italian-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) £3.87 A square white greeting card featuring the bold black text 'Adios, Bitch' in a stylish, playful font. Adios, Bitch (Spanish-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) £3.87 'Rock On' hand gesture good luck card, ideal for a new job or congratulations. "Rock On" Good Luck Card £3.87 Good Luck In New York Moving Away Card Good Luck In New York Moving Away Card £3.87 Good Luck Down Under greeting card featuring a classic Australian cork hat illustration on a vibrant green background. Good Luck Down Under Moving to Australia Good Luck Card £3.87

New job gifts to add

Small desk gifts, posted in the same parcel.

Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Drinks Coasters £4.50 Square drinks coaster with the humorous text Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That, ideal gift for office colleagues. Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster £3.75 Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Fun Cartoon Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Fun Geometric Pattern Drinks Coasters £4.50 Harry Potter Wax Seal Drinks Coaster in Maroon & Gold Harry Potter Wax Seal Drinks Coaster in Maroon & Gold £5.99 Pack of 4 Powerpuff Girls Drinks Coasters Pack of 4 Powerpuff Girls Drinks Coasters £6.00 Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters Pack of 6 Small Cartoon Dog Drinks Coasters £4.50 Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters Pack of 6 Minimalist Wooden Sun & Mood Astrology Coasters £4.50

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Frequently asked questions

How fast will my new job card arrive?

Order before 2pm on a working day and it's posted first class the same day, which usually means next-day or two-day delivery within the UK.

Can you post it straight to their home or office?

Yes. Add their address as the delivery address at checkout and we'll post it directly, with the invoice kept out of the parcel.

Are the cards blank inside?

Every card is blank inside, so there's room for a proper message or for the whole team to sign it.