Buy A New Job Card

Buy a new job card online, printed and posted in the UK

You need a new job card, and you need it before their last day on Friday. Every card here is drawn in house, printed in the UK and posted first class the same working day when you order before 2pm.

Funny ones for the colleague who's escaping, warmer ones for a friend who's worked years for this, and plenty with room inside for the whole team to sign. Blank inside, kraft envelope, free first class post on orders over £20.

Want it to go straight to them? Add their address at checkout and we'll post it directly, card and gift in the same parcel.

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Printed in the UK, blank inside, posted first class the same working day you order.

Congratulations greeting card for a boss promoted to police inspector, with text Congrats Boss Promotion to Inspector. Congrats, Boss! Promotion to Inspector Card £3.87 Whose a Clever Girl (Funny Graduation Card) Whose a Clever Girl (Funny Graduation Card) £3.75 Minimalist white greeting card featuring bold 'World's Best Boss' typography in a clean black font. World's Best Boss Greetings Card £3.87 Illustration of a smiling graduate in a cap and gown on a congratulations graduation card for him. Congratulations! You Did It Graduation Card For Him £3.87 Graduation card for her featuring a cheerful illustrated character wearing a black graduation cap and gown. Congratulations! You Did It Graduation Card For Her £3.87 Whose a Clever Boy (Funny Graduation Card) Whose a Clever Boy (Funny Graduation Card) £3.75

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Why buy your new job card here

  • Designed and printed in the UK by a small independent studio, not a warehouse.
  • Blank inside with genuine room for the whole team to sign.
  • Jokes written by people who've worked in offices, so they land.
  • Posted first class the same working day on orders placed before 2pm.
  • Send it straight to them, or to the office, with their address at checkout.
  • Card, candle and pin badge all ship together in one order.

Which card for which colleague

  • Barely know them: something warm and simple, signed by the team.
  • Sat next to them for three years: the funniest one you can get away with.
  • Leaving for something much better: congratulate the move, not the leaving.
  • Being promoted internally: a promotion card rather than a new job one.
  • Starting their first ever job: keep the jokes gentle and the encouragement real.

New job cards

Funny and heartfelt designs for the colleague who's off.

Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card Yoda Best Multi-Occasion Greeting Card £3.87 Whose Gonna Make The Brews Now? Leaving Card Whose Gonna Make The Brews Now? Leaving Card £3.87 Congratulations greeting card for a boss promoted to police inspector, with text Congrats Boss Promotion to Inspector. Congrats, Boss! Promotion to Inspector Card £3.87 Minimalist white greeting card featuring bold 'World's Best Boss' typography in a clean black font. World's Best Boss Greetings Card £3.87 See You Later, Alligator (Funny Good Luck Card) See You Later, Alligator (Funny Good Luck Card) £3.75 'Rock On' hand gesture good luck card, ideal for a new job or congratulations. "Rock On" Good Luck Card £3.87 A congratulations greeting card for a female police officer's promotion to Inspector, reading 'Congrats, Ma'am!'. Congrats, Ma'am! Promotion to Inspector Card £3.87 So Long, Farewell Good Luck Card So Long, Farewell Good Luck Card £3.75

Good luck and leaving cards

For the other half of the send-off.

Whose Gonna Make The Brews Now? Leaving Card Whose Gonna Make The Brews Now? Leaving Card £3.87 'Rock On' hand gesture good luck card, ideal for a new job or congratulations. "Rock On" Good Luck Card £3.87 Graphic greeting card with the message "You're One Bad Ass Bitch" in stylized text for birthdays or good luck. You're One Bad Ass Bitch Greeting Card £3.87 Rainbow IVF Good Luck Card Rainbow IVF Good Luck Card £3.87 You Got This IVF Good Luck Card You Got This IVF Good Luck Card £3.87 Ciao, Bitch (Italian-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) Ciao, Bitch (Italian-themed Goodbye & Good Luck Card) £3.87 Got To Be In it To Gin It (Good Luck Card) Got To Be In it To Gin It (Good Luck Card) £3.75 A square greeting card printed with 'IVF may be tough, but you're even tougher. You got this' in stylish typography. You Got This (Good Luck With The IVF) Card £3.87

New job gifts to add

Small desk gifts, posted in the same parcel.

Derby County Pride Park coaster Derby County Pride Park coaster £5.00 Tranmere Rovers FC coaster of Prenton Park Tranmere Rovers FC coaster of Prenton Park £5.00 Newcastle United coaster of St James' Park Newcastle United coaster of St James' Park £5.00 Brentford FC drinks coaster of Brentford Community Stadium Brentford FC drinks coaster of Brentford Community Stadium £5.00 Aston Villa Coaster of Villa Park Aston Villa Coaster of Villa Park £5.00 West Bromwich Albion F.C. The Hawthorns coaster West Bromwich Albion F.C. The Hawthorns coaster £5.00 Chelsea FC Drinks coaster of Stamford Bridge Chelsea FC Drinks coaster of Stamford Bridge £5.00 Liverpool FC coaster of Anfield Liverpool FC coaster of Anfield £5.00

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Frequently asked questions

How fast will my new job card arrive?

Order before 2pm on a working day and it's posted first class the same day, which usually means next-day or two-day delivery within the UK.

Can you post it straight to their home or office?

Yes. Add their address as the delivery address at checkout and we'll post it directly, with the invoice kept out of the parcel.

Are the cards blank inside?

Every card is blank inside, so there's room for a proper message or for the whole team to sign it.