New Job Gift Ideas
New job gift ideas that survive the desk move
New job gifts go wrong in one direction: too big. They've got a bin bag of desk stuff to carry to a new building and a first day to survive, so anything bulky becomes a burden before they've even started.
The good ones are small, useful and personal. Something for the new desk, something for the first Friday night, or something that makes them laugh in a building where they don't know anyone yet.
Below is what to buy by budget and by relationship, what it should cost, and the ideas worth avoiding.
New job gifts, made in the UK
Candles, coasters, prints, desk pieces and pin badges, posted with the card in one parcel.
You're Gonna Hear Me Roar Poster (Music Lyric Print)
£8.00
Cause I'm Too Messy And Then I'm Too Fucking Clean (Music Lyric Prints)
£8.00
Whose Afraid Of Little Old Me By Taylor Swift Music Lyrics Print
£8.00
"Let It Be" By The Beatles Inspired Music Lyrics Print (Guitar)
£8.00
Line Them up Guinness Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
If You're Reading This Then I Love You, Ok? Quote Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
What to spend in the UK
- A colleague you work with occasionally: £5 to £10, usually a shared card and something small.
- A close colleague or team member: £15 to £25.
- A whole-team collection: £3 to £5 a head, which normally lands at £30 to £60 in total.
- A close friend or partner: £25 to £50, and this is where a keepsake makes sense.
Gifts for the new desk
- A coaster set, because every office mug ends up on a pile of paper otherwise.
- A print for the wall or shelf, so the new desk looks like theirs on day one.
- A pin badge for the lanyard or bag, which is the cheapest way to make someone smile.
- A desk name plate for the colleague whose job title has just changed.
Gifts for the first week
- A hand-poured candle for the Friday night after the first week.
- A card the whole team signed, which is the one thing they'll actually keep.
- A bookmark or notebook for anyone facing a fortnight of induction reading.
By who they are
- First ever job: something encouraging rather than sarcastic, plus a card that says you mean it.
- Internal promotion: mark the promotion, not the move. A desk piece works better than a leaving gift.
- Leaving for a rival: keep the joke light and the gift genuinely nice.
- A friend outside work: a candle or print, and a card that says the thing you'd say out loud.
What to avoid
- Anything branded with the old company logo. They're leaving.
- Big framed items and plants, which have to be carried on a train.
- Joke gifts about their old boss, if the card is being signed by the old boss.
- Alcohol, unless you know for certain that they drink.
Candles
Hand-poured in the UK, for the end of a long first week.
Coasters, prints and desk pieces
Small things that make a new desk feel like theirs.
You're Gonna Hear Me Roar Poster (Music Lyric Print)
£8.00
Cause I'm Too Messy And Then I'm Too Fucking Clean (Music Lyric Prints)
£8.00
Whose Afraid Of Little Old Me By Taylor Swift Music Lyrics Print
£8.00
"Let It Be" By The Beatles Inspired Music Lyrics Print (Guitar)
£8.00
Line Them up Guinness Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
If You're Reading This Then I Love You, Ok? Quote Print (A4 & A3)
£8.00
Relax I Have a Spreadsheet For That Funny Drinks Coaster
£3.75
You're Right Where You're Meant To Be Quote Print
£6.00
Pin badges
For the lanyard, the bag or the notice board.
Charming Pigeon Pin Badge
£4.00
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Lapel Pin Badge
£4.00
Small Ouji Board Mystical Lapel Pin Badge
£4.00
Much Gayer Than Originally Planned LGBT Cat Pin Badge
£4.00
Cheery Frog Holding Rainbow Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
Love Yourself Heart Pin Badge
£4.00
What If It All Works Out Pin Badge
£4.00
Cat Wrapped In Christmas Lights Pin Badge
£4.00
New job cards to go with it
Blank inside, printed in the UK, posted first class.
Congratulations! You Did It Graduation Card For Him
£3.87
Congratulations! You Did It Graduation Card For Her
£3.87
Cheers M'dears Congratulations Card
£3.75
If You Asked Me On a Deeper Level (New Job Card)
£3.87
New Job Card (Didn't Check Your Search History)
£3.75
Corporate Girly Reporting For Duty (New Job Card)
£3.87
Congrats On Becoming A Nurse New Job Card
£3.87
This Is How You Repay Me? (New Job Card)
£3.87
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Frequently asked questions
How much should you spend on a new job gift?
For a colleague, £5 to £10 on your own or £3 to £5 a head in a team collection. For someone you're close to, £15 to £25 covers a candle or print plus the card.
Do you give a gift for a new job or just a card?
A card is the minimum and it's genuinely enough for most colleagues. Add a small gift for anyone you've worked closely with, or when the whole team is chipping in together.
What's a good new job gift for a woman or a man?
The same things work for both: a candle, a coaster set, a print or a pin badge. Choose by what their new desk looks like rather than by gender.