Collection: Joke Valentines Day cards
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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Pint Of Guinness Ever (Valentines Day Card)
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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Monster Ever (Valentines Day Card)
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Valentines Day Card (Stranger Things Inspired)
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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Diet Coke Ever (Valentines Day Card)
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I Just Love You So Much (Guinness Valentines Day Card)
5.0 / 5.0
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Don't Know What I'd Do Without You (Guinness Valentines Day Card)
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You're Alright. (Happy Valentines Day) Card
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You Won The Jackpot When You Met Me Valentines Day Card
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There Are Few Things I Love More Than You (My Vape Is One) Valentines Day Card
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I'd Give You My Last Chip Seagull Valentines Day Card
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I Wish You Looked At Me Like Any Can of Strongbow Dark Fruits Ever (Valentines Day Card)
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I Hope You're Not A Traitor (Valentines Day Card)
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Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit (Valentines Day Card)
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I Suppose You'll Do (Valentines Day Card)
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You're Weird. I like You. Valentines Day Card
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Bloody Love You Colourful Hearts Valentines Day Card
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Happy Valentines Day Card To My Favourite Little Moron
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Happy Valentines Day Card To My Favourite Weirdo
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Happy Valentines Day Card To My Favourite Person Ever
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I Whaley Love You Greeting Card
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You're Flamingorgeous (Flamingo Valentines Day Card)
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I'm So Glad That I Didn't Ghost You (Valentines Day Card)
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I Puggin' Love You (Valentines Day Card)
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I Love You But Don't Make Me Choose Between You & The Monstera (Valentines Day Card)
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We're Going To Have To Murder (Traitors Valentines Day Card)
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You Know I'd Take a Bullet For You (Valentines Day Card)
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The Petrol Station Was Out Of Flowers, Will These Do? (Valentines Day Card)
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Happy Valentines Day To My Favourite Asshole Greetings Card
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If You're Not Busy... (WhatsApp Message Valentines Day Card)
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I Tolerate You Valentines Day Card For Emos & Goths
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I Love You (Even If You Are a Massive Prick) Valentines Day Card
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You're OK Valentines Day Card
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You're Nice Valentines Day Card
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Valentine’s Day does not have to be all roses, poetry and intense eye contact. Sometimes the best way to say I love you is with a joke and a shared laugh. That is exactly what our Joke Valentine’s Day Cards are made for.
This collection is for couples who take love seriously but themselves a little less so. The ones who show affection through sarcasm, banter and sending each other memes. These cards are funny, playful and deliberately avoid the cheesy clichés. No over the top romance. No cringe verses. Just humour that actually lands.
Perfect for partners, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and long term loves who appreciate a good joke more than a dramatic declaration. Whether you are gently taking the mick, poking fun at your relationship or just saying I love you in a way that feels natural, there is a card here that fits.
Ideal for Valentine’s Day when you want to keep things light, relaxed and very you. These cards work just as well slipped into a gift as they do handed over with a grin and a knowing look. They are especially good for people who say they do not really do Valentine’s Day but absolutely still expect a card.
Expect sharp humour, relatable relationship jokes and messages that feel honest rather than forced. Nothing too mushy. Nothing too try hard. Just Valentine’s cards that make you laugh and remind you why you are together in the first place.
Because if you cannot laugh together, what is the point. A joke Valentine’s card says I love you, just with better timing.


